Okay, I don't know how epic it is, but I have to admit that doing almost any formatting on the new movie site has defeated me.
I just don't understand it.
When I started developing web sites 20 years ago (like this one for a MUD I was an admin on), I was writing HTML in notepad, and the coolest stuff was some animated gifs. I moved on to porn sites in the early 2000s (no, they're not archived on the Wayback Machine, sadly) put together in at-the-time Macromedia Dreamweaver.
And then I got out of it.
So, I'm going to have to hire somebody. Right now I'm looking at this dude. He has done a lot of jobs, he's been fairly successful at them, and his price is right.
We'll see. Perhaps in the end I'll have to go with somebody else a little more experienced and a little more expensive. But even somebody like this would only be a little more expensive.
So that's where we're probably going to go. Start with some of the small stuff (getting rid of the unnecessary and confusing "Upload from a server" selection in the upload interface, adding a Forums button to the main interface, etc.) and if whoever I hire seems to be sharp, move on to some more major stuff.
I'll keep everyone advised on this as we move forward, and hopefully we'll all see the results.